August 2012
51 posts
adamusprime:
you should never stare directly at the sun because staring is rude
imrussiantothekitchen:
let there be hot people in my class this year
dontworrybekarl:
the bags under my eyes are designer
“Rick hadn’t done this—not since Mitt, and Tim before him. Not since his sister...”
– this is a barack obama/rick santorum au fanfic
(via dylanhoebrien)
what the fuck is wrong with people omfg
5 tags
dylanquent:
omfg i just laughed at the word aneurism for the past few minutes ahahahahahha
its so funny just say it
now you know when shit gets crazy you’re misspelling letters
1 tag
verxace:
I broke a promise to myself today
I feel so disgusting
i just love cats so much okay
aquus:
pizzaforpresident:
what if your mom and your dad both had sex changes after you were born so your mom is actually your dad and your dad is actually your mom
set down the keyboard and back away from the internet
mom: you know he's old enough to be your father
me: the father of my children
mom: what
me:
me: what
gossipgran:
imagine a loaf
of chicken
skarvika:
stop liking people that aren’t me
loganlermoan:
previously on teen mom
this week on teen mom
next week on teen mom
Watch
the life of a fangirl
sounds like me
meatmodel:
1 2 step - Ciara
i’m da type a girl u wanna chew up on my bubblegum
ben mangelsdorf is so cute omfg
hashtagshittedonem:
Idk like sometimes my mom tells me to do something and I’m just like no???
sims city social has taken over my life tbh
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
my blog sucks hobo ass
6 tags
tomlinspark:
i slayed you once don’t make me slay you again
me everyday of my life: i just wanna shop
fuck i guess i wanna go to school already i’m gettin bored
i fail as a blog omg
sometimes i wish i was an internet sensation
thereichenbachfinn:
remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her
and it was like
really troy
really
really
dylanquent:
i’m sick of all these basic bitches
